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V-Day Minus One (No Limit)

submitted 6 years ago by in Daily Empire

Tomorrow marks the anniversary of one of the great continuing accomplishments of my life.  Tomorrow marks the 29th year in a row of having no significant other on Valentine's Day!  DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY I'VE SAVED!!!????  For instance, I did my taxes yesterday and found I will be getting a nice return.  Is a small portion of that being used on a woman?  NO! It's being used on a roku box and MLB.tv premium package.  BAM! Take that Hallmark!

Valentine's Day is pretty much the worst holiday of the year.  So on the eve of that holiday, let's reflect on the best and worst of times of this holiday before we are all relegated to the 24 hour period of either forced romanticism or wishing we were being forced in to romanticism. 

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